C-A-L-M!!!!!!!!

so you'r standing waiting to board your flight....and the announcement comes....we apologize for the delay but we have problems with one of the doors....it wont shut....
OKAY!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmm how comfortable is this.... boarding a flight and knowing that one of the doors wont close....
then they are finally ready to board but will only board first class, business class and economy plus passengers because yes you heard right....there is a problem with one of the doors?????????????????
so as we are about to take off by now the flight has been fully boarded....including the economy passengers....the relaxed pilot comes on with his announcement....
-not sure what you'v been told...but when the food was being loaded onto the flight...one of our evacuation slides was activated so we obviously have a problem with the slide...we have therefore rearranged seating and removed the slide...
not sure how everyone else felt about this but OMG!!!!!!!!!! don't we need allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the slides......

i suppose a calm pilot who seems to be in control is what we all need when boarding any flight!!!!!!

(-: Rhoda :-)